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what's on

the programme

events

Back homeevents

residents hold the fort. guests arrive quietly and leave loudly. listings below — doors 11pm unless we say otherwise.

fri 17 jul

low end theory

bass, dub, pressure. residents all night.

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sat 18 jul

acid house saturdays

the classics and the new wave, 11 till 4.

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fri 24 jul

body heat

disco for people who dance sober too.

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sat 25 jul

strictly rhythm

house, garage, and nothing over 126 bpm.

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thu 30 jul

vinyl only

no laptops, no requests. just records.

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sat 1 aug

noir invites: amber lux

our favourite selector, six hours, all hers.

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the night is waiting

booths and tables, thursday to sunday. the good spots go early.

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the club

arch 12, mentmore terrace
london e8 3pn

thursday to sunday
11pm till 4am

hello@noirlondon.co.uk
020 7946 0000